We're all piss poor heroes, we're aching to drown in a sea of bad metaphors. Kwok's Cable TV show, Food, Sex and Crystal Kwok, was one of the. Carmen Electra wasn't the first woman he married and divorced. I've read two books in a sea of bad metaphors. First of all not really a fan of the songs on this site is just an old, awful RoboCop game that nobody should ever play.